What We Do
We hardly care what we do, but here’s what we’ll try to do for the sake of non-zombies (which means you). Every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday, expect to see a new post on the beauty of survival. Ideally, we’ll give you an everyday scenario and teach you how to handle it. Then, just for the sake of fun, we’ll expose how we would handle that same scenario. Since we’re professionals, we occasionally handle things a little differently, so don’t be surprised when you find yourself in awe.
In the end, we want people to take our instruction to heart, because that’s how we’ll survive a zombie invasion. If you haven’t, check out the zombie simulation. Soon you’ll learn that the more people who are prepared (have guns, in a sense), the better chances everyone has at surviving, even those who aren’t so prepared.
So share with your friends and family, because everyone needs to learn. Would Rambo survive a zombie invasion? Would Chuck Norris defeat the crawling abominations? Would McGuyver dismantle their silent hearts before the clock ticked 0:00? Hell yes, but one man surviving (or three) won’t save the world, because last time I checked, man on man just isn’t quite like making babies.