We Hate Zombies

Title: Endless Zombie Rampage 2 (click to play)
Style: Top-Down RPG-ish
Source: CrazyMonkeyGames

Like one of the previous zombie games we played, Endless Zombie Rampage 2 is a game with a lot of guns and a lot of options. However, I would go so far as to wager that this game is more bad-ass fried chicken than the last. Let me explain.

Endless Zombie Rampage 2 is a top down murder-she-wrote kind of game made for people with a quick mouse button and balls of steel. I’ll admit I didn’t have time to explore the secrets of everything, but I know there are different types of gameplay: in one type, you go on quests or missions or whatever and have to do certain things to progress, like moving crates or saving people or murdering cold dead bastards.

Survival is one of the other modes, and it was my favorite for all the obvious reasons that make babies cry all the damn time. Now, in Survival, there’s no purpose but to kill zombies, which means that you pretty much live my life when you’re playing this game. This is like that movie “Being John Malkovich” or whatever, except it’s not. It’s “Being Matt Somebody: Yeah, really, who is that guy anyway?”

So you run around the map killing zombies, and you have a sweet ass fort made of crap and two giant turret guns, and I guess you’re in the middle of a parking lot or something, but whatever. In any case, you bust out the gates to gun some folks down with your pistol to gain experience, and with your experience you can buy new weapons, health, or powerups. Powerups are sweet. New weapons are sweet. Health is ok.

Now, while you’re in your fort giggling over the weapons and whatever, the turrets are outside stealing your kills and the zombies are evolving into all sorts of Nasty, so you have to stay on top of that outbreak or else you’ll soon find you don’t have the experience to deal with the situation. Granted, if you’re like me, you’d just as soon go off into the sunset to live by the law of the bullet, but you can only buy shit in your fort so that’s kind of important.

Another thing: when you shoot your weapons, the screen shakes. Not enough to be annoying, but enough to give you the illusion of kickback traveling up your arm and working out a chubby. That’s an awesome kind of illusion.

Easily, by far, one of the most enjoyable zombie shooter games I’ve reviewed. To the Programmer(s) of this game, good job. I hope you have a donut in celebration and also in rememberance of me.

Game Score:

Graphics:		4.0
Sound:		?
Fun Factor:		4.5
Satisfaction:		5
Total: