We Hate Zombies

Title: Zombie Nightmare (click to play)
Style: RPG
Source: www.zombiegames.net

This game is a true nightmare. The graphics are bad, the sound is horrible, and the fun factor is not really much of a factor. In fact, I would say this is the worst zombie game I’ve played so far. I know it’s old and technology has grown up since then, but honestly. This game is not fun.

Don’t get me wrong though. I am not trying to disrespect the creator. It’s just that they made a sucky game that is short and not fun. Plus, their is an option to skip the zombie. WTF is that about. All that does is teach kids how to not get the job done. It would be like teaching a teenager how to put on a condom, but prefacing it all by telling them that if it doesn’t go on right away, just go ahead and fuck without it. It doesn’t work like that.

Have you ever felt a deep sense of regret? I have. Like when I clicked on Zombie Nightmare instead of Zombie Rampage, which looks like a badass game that I will definately have to review in the future. It’s also like that feeling you get when you eat at a buffet. You know, the one you get about six hours later when you are hungry again and you regret not eating more. It doesn’t matter how much I stuff myself, I always, always regret not eating more. DAMMIT!! Now I regret not eating more. Thanks Zombie Nightmare.

Game Score:

Graphics:		0
Sound:		0
Fun Factor:		0
Satisfaction:		-1
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