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	<description>An everyday man's guide to survival</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Montana Paradox</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/08/18/the-montana-paradox/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[4-Star Threat Level]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Survival]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[4-stars]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Geoffrey]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Montana]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[paradox]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[redbox]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[wal-mart]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombie buffet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[




Scenario:
Holy shit!  You fell off the grid for over a month because you moved to Mon-fucking-tana (as your friend Daniel so delicately put it) and everything is unfamiliar.  It is a true zombie survivalists nightmare because there is no escape plan.  There is no safe fortress.  Hell, there isn’t even a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Exiting the Man Cave</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/07/10/exiting-the-man-cave/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/07/10/exiting-the-man-cave/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Survival]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[flapjacks]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[man cave]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Matt]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pool]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pr0n]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tools]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Scenario:
Like a badass, you have a game room in your basement oddly situated next to a bunch of tools across the room, including a crowbar, hacksaw, and some battery powered shit.  Maybe you have a garage in your basement, maybe your wife just hates your things and wants it trapped in the downstairs, whatever.  Also, you have a computer down there too, which you only ever use just for watching pr0n while you play a game of pool.  Which is what you're doing.]]></description>
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		<title>Game Review: ZombieSim infects the iPhone</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/07/03/game-review-zombiesim-for-the-iphone/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/07/03/game-review-zombiesim-for-the-iphone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Zombie Game Reviews]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Zombie Games]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[4-star]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[game]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[i'm so hungry]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[iphone]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Matt]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mobile game]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wish i were drunk]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombie game]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=1037</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently had this little gem shared with me. In the spirit of a good zombie simulator, equipped with all the usual death and pissing of pants, ZombieSim brings the classic simulation to the iPhone. In ZombieSim, much like the zombie simulator we all know and love, the basic game is a ninja awesome zombie simulation. People run around like dumb bastards without a clue, some still get guns and go on killing rampages, and most still turn into dirty stinking zombies. Pretty standard stuff, but it's awesome now that it's mobile.]]></description>
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		<title>Game Review: Boxhead the Rooms</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/06/30/game-review-boxhead-the-rooms/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/06/30/game-review-boxhead-the-rooms/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Zombie Game Reviews]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Zombie Games]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=1033</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Title: Boxhead the Rooms (click to play)
Style: Top-Down Shooter
Source: Crazy-Monkey Games

You might have thought we would have covered this classic zombie game sooner than now, but it&#8217;s because it&#8217;s a classic that we didn&#8217;t.  Really, why review a game that everyone has already played and knows about anyway?  Well, we figured the time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Harvest of Evil</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/06/16/harvest-of-evil/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/06/16/harvest-of-evil/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[1-Star Threat Level]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Survival]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[1-star]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cornfield]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fire]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Geoffrey]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pipe smoker]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=1021</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scenario:
It is late summer.  The air is stagnate and boiling hot.  Your field hasn’t seen a drop of rain in about a month.  The corn is underdeveloped but completely dried out and ready to harvest.  You are out in the field taking samples to make sure it isn’t too soon, or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Game Review: Zombie Tower Defense</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/06/12/game-review-zombie-tower-defense/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/06/12/game-review-zombie-tower-defense/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:37:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Zombie Game Reviews]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Zombie Games]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[flash game]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[game]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Matt]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tower defense]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombie game]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=1016</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Considering everything, I thought today would be a good day to review a game that could get your juices flowing.  Mind juices, that is.  A little bit of a strategy game is what I'm saying, so that makes today Strategy Friday.  (For all readers from the Future, today is Friday.  If you don't agree because of your time warps, you can go f#!@ your self.)]]></description>
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		<title>Game Review: Zed Town</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/06/04/game-review-zed-town/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/06/04/game-review-zed-town/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Zombie Game Reviews]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Zombie Games]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dark rooms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[flash game]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[flashlight]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[game]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Matt]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombie game]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=1011</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In ZedTown, or Zed Town, or whatever, you get to play a guy with a gun.  This is actually not unusual for zombie games; in fact, it's pretty standard.  As this standard guy, you move around some maps and shoot zombies in the dark because you're apparently a vampire and can't hunt zombies at sun-up.  Or there are no windows in this town, I don't know, but every map requires a flashlight and is dark as hell.]]></description>
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		<title>Game Review: Zombie Mayhem</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/06/02/game-review-zombie-mayhem/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/06/02/game-review-zombie-mayhem/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:40:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Zombie Game Reviews]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Zombie Games]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[flash game]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[game]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[zombie game]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Title: Zombie Mayhem (click to play)
Style: Side-View Shooter
Source: Sun-Studios.net

This zombie game is a little different than most.  First, you play a kid with a bow and arrow as the only weapon, and some sadistic fuck has tied up all your friends in a field, right on the other side of a zombie spawning pool.
If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please Don, I ain&#8217;t got your money</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/05/26/please-don-i-aint-got-your-money/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/05/26/please-don-i-aint-got-your-money/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 01:27:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Survival]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cement sneakers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[elvish]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mafia]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[money]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=991</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scenario:
So you decided to steal some money from the mafia when you didn’t think they were looking?  What’s the big deal anyway?  One second you were happily eating a slice of pizza and whistling “Walking on Sunshine” and the next minute you don’t have any fingernails and you are wearing a freshly poured [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Game Review: Endless Zombie Rampage 2</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/05/15/game-review-endless-zombie-rampage-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/05/15/game-review-endless-zombie-rampage-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 14:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Zombie Game Reviews]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Zombie Games]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[5-star]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[chubby]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[endless zombie rampage 2]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[game]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[game review]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Matt]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombie game]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=984</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Like one of the previous zombie games we played, Endless Zombie Rampage 2 is a game with a lot of guns and a lot of options.  However, I would go so far as to wager that this game is more bad-ass fried chicken than the last.  Let me explain...]]></description>
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