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	<title>We Hate Zombies</title>
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	<description>An everyday man's guide to survival</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Left for Dead</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/01/05/left-for-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/01/05/left-for-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[3-Star Threat Level]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Survival]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Norris]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Geoffrey]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[guns]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Left for Dead]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[military]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[urinal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wet hair]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=837</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scenario:
You’ve spent the last three days straight playing Left for Dead on your Xbox and now it is time to rejoin the real world and head back to work.  The game is designed to be a great tool in training against zombies, but sometimes it may go too far.  Something about the world [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zombie Disguises 101</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/01/05/zombie-disguises-101/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2009/01/05/zombie-disguises-101/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gypsies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[lecture]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wolf in sheeps clothing]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombie disguises]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=829</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The topic for today is the disguises of the enemy. Of course we're talking zombies here, and usually zombies are easy enough to recognize. There's the usual slumped shoulders, flesh wounds, dried blood, gaping eyes often showing the whites, the slack mouth, the occassionally outstretched arm yearning as if for donuts. The typical zombie is easy to recognize, which is why most would consider it typical to begin with.]]></description>
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		<title>ZAC: Zombie Santa</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/30/zac-zombie-santa/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/30/zac-zombie-santa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[5-Star Threat Level]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[futurama]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Geoffrey]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[jewish]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shit blood]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombie santa]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=821</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Scenario:
It’s that time of year where all the little boys and girls in the world have butterflies in their stomach as they try in vane to go to sleep.  They are waiting for Santa to come to their house, break into their home, steal their cookies and milk in exchange for presents of varying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Merry Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/29/merry-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/29/merry-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[1-Star Threat Level]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Survival]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[1-star]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[christmas list]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Christmas zombies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fortress]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gifts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[grenade]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[home for the holidays]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Matt]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[presents]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=816</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scenario:
Ho ho ho, it's time for Christmas.1 You're in the business of getting presents, and business is good if that's the kind of business your family is good at. Or your friends, or whomever. Problem is that while you're inside untying ribbon and shredding Christmas propaganda like 'happy holidays' wrapping paper, there's a growing threat outside, getting ever closer to your door. And closer, but slowly, yet still closer, and it's really cold outside so the going is pretty slow, but soon enough you and your family are in imminent danger. Next thing you know, Aunt Flufficans is looking kind of weird and the present you're opening has some blood and a shitty wrapping job. Of course, inside you find a twitching zombie hand. Merry fucking Christmas. What do you do?]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Shopping at the Mall</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/22/christmas-shopping-at-the-mall/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/22/christmas-shopping-at-the-mall/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[3-Star Threat Level]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Survival]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[3-star]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[air vent]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[golf cart]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mall]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Matt]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Santa Claus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Shopping]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=810</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scenario:
Christmas shopping is something some people make an art of.  Other people could care less about art and wait to buy the crap they give to others the day before it's due.  In fact, that's most people, and because of this the malls are full of shoppers running like they're three hours late for school and they missed the bus.  Some people are crying, some people had to settle for canned brussel sprouts, and some people just look sad and confused.  Ah, now that's ChristmasHo ho ho. It's Christmas, bitch. Get me some damn chestnuts! spirit right there.  ]]></description>
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		<title>ZAC: Nemesis</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/16/zac-nemesis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/16/zac-nemesis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[5-Star Threat Level]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Survival]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[4.5 stars]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[frontal lobotomy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Geoffrey]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[nemesis]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[rival]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ZAC]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=804</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Scenario:
Every now and then, something comes along that you don’t expect.  Sometimes, it’s a bad surprise from a ‘girl’ you picked up at the bar.  Sometimes it’s a bad phone call from the doctor after a recent rectal exam.  And sometimes, it’s your best friend and your wife.  But not all bad surprises deal with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happily Ever After</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/15/happily-ever-after/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/15/happily-ever-after/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Survival]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[1-star]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[best man]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bride]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[combat boots]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[game over]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[i kick so much ass]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Matt]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[superhero]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[triple lateral]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=799</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scenario:

The happiest day of your life has come; the wedding ceremony.  You're at the alter, standing next to an old guy who weirds you out like the time you saw Janet Jackson on the street and then found out it was a dude, and you're waiting for your beautiful bride to say her "I do's" and that whole ring thing and then finally the steamy kissing scene in front of the children and parents.  Except when you throw back the veil to look into her beautiful baby blues, all you see are a pair of dead whites and a cold face, with blue lips drooling around one white set of teeth desperately trying to eat your face off.  What do you do?]]></description>
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		<title>Game Review: Letum</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/12/game-review-letum/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/12/game-review-letum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Survival]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[3-star]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[game]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hillbilly]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Matt]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shooter]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombie game]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=795</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Title: Letum (click to play)
Style: Mindless Shooter
Source: www.nutstation.com

I&#8217;ve seen some zombie games in my time, and this, sir, is a zombie game.  Bit of a weird one though.  Far as I can tell, you play a redneck hillbilly in the midst of his swampy kingdom, fighting off zombies with a gun or two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Carolers Beware</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/09/carolers-beware/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/09/carolers-beware/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[1-Star Threat Level]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Survival]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[1-star]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bb gun]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bow]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[carolers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Christmas Lights]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Geoffrey]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[thugs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=788</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scenario:
You are outside in the freezing cold, whistling your favorite Christmas tune while you hang the lights that you keep wrapped up in the attic all year round.   Every now and then, your song is interrupted with cursing due to the fact that Christmas lights are a huge pain in the ass to unravel, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seeing the Celebration of Lights</title>
		<link>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/08/seeing-the-celebration-of-lights/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/12/08/seeing-the-celebration-of-lights/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[1-Star Threat Level]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Survival]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[1.5-star]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Celebration of Lights]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Christmas Lights]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[egg nog and brandy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[holiday spirit]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Matt]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tire-iron]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[zombies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=784</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scenario:
Ah, Christmas! What better time of year. Holiday spirit, shopping, Christmas lights. There's a Christmas light display near your home, some sort of fund-raiser for freezing old people who can't pay their heating bill. Normally you wouldn't, but the Christmas spirit gets inside you and you soon find yourself driving 5 miles an hour down a road with so many multi-colored lights you'd think you just got punched in the side of the head. Then you start to see the shadows, and right after you rearend the guy in front of you, you realize what's going on. Zombies. What do you do?]]></description>
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