We Hate Zombies

We hate zombies, and so should you… Learn from us to learn how to survive.

Matt and Geoff: Who are we?

We are just a couple of normal guys with a penchant for random slander.  Actually, we are brothers who are just looking to create something that everyone can be a part of, and when we say everyone, we don’t really mean that.  We come from a small town and did not even know what electricity was until last week.  As you can imagine, this has horribly twisted our imaginations.  Whatever.  If you are lucky, maybe we will put up some bios or something later.

Why are we?

If you want to know why we do this, it’s not because we’re charitable or because we want to  see the world with a brighter future.  We’d just prefer it have a future, mostly for us to enjoy.  Simply put, as much as we look forward to destroying zombies, we don’t want to see a world full of the walking dead.  That’s where our one of a kind distance learning school comes in, to teach the world how not to fuck up and become a zombie, because if you become a zombie we will have to kill you.  Is that something we’re opposed to?  No.  Would we rather save the bullets?  Maybe.  Welcome to class.

What are we?

Not zombies, that’s for damn sure.  This question doesn’t even make sense.  I should probably be typing something productive in these places, but I really cannot think of much to say that is important.  What else is new, honestly.  Well, anyway, I feel like having a biscuit.