Comments on: Cold Weather is aboot.

By: Geoffrey

Geoffrey — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 03:51:34 +0000

I prefer Vodka and I know its good during the winter because Russians drink it. I don’t think a Mexican would know what to do with snow.

By: Dok Holocaust

Dok Holocaust — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:20:12 +0000

Matt’s ideas have inspired me to rethink my strategy. WIth a mall full of survivors and mall-stuff, I can equip a good raiding party to quickly clear and pillage a significant area surrounding the mall, and we can just go building by building, killing zombies, taking anything edible/flammable/otherwise-usable, and then burning it down so zombies will have fewer placest o hide.

Matt is a pyromaniacal genius. Tequila burns well. drinking in the cold just dilates the blood vessels in your skin, exposing more blood to the cold air and then pumping it inwards where it will refridgerate your internal organs, but whatever booze we don’t burn can be saved and imbibed when we return to the warmth of the mall, where we’re making moonshine to make sure that we don’t run out of booze and fuel.

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:51:15 +0000

You know what would help cut the cold?

Burning down the city.

Also tequila.

What can I say, when I get stuck on an idea I can’t let go. Duct tape kicks ass.

By: Dok Holocaust

Dok Holocaust — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:56:37 +0000

I’m in a mall with other survivors and it’s obnoxiously cold outside? I stay in the mall. This is important. in the mall i am at least marginally warmer, and have other survivors I can recruit to help barricade entrances and do other useful things. in the mall I can corral all the living to the upper levels, deactivate the elevators and escalators, and use the ground floor as a shooting-zombies-in-a-barrel game. in the mall, I can live pretty comfortably in the midst of a zombie apocalypse.

before our fuel reserves run out, I point out that we will need to make some kind of renewable fuel, and start growing fermentable plants in the various mall-plant-islands and making homemade ethanol, which is more commonly known as Moonshine. It’s a beverage, it’s a fuel, it’s paint remover… the stuff is as useful as duct tape.