What’s your MPG?
As you may have noticed, this is not a game review. I know there are some of you out there who really look forward to playing and dominating a new kind of zombies each week when Wednesday rolls around, but simmer down. Things will go back to normal in no time, but this week I stumbled upon something special.
As I was searching the web for news of a zombie outbreak, I found a nifty little survey that will tell you, with an unknown amount of accuracy, what your personal MPG would be. Basically, if you drank a gallon of food/water stew, how far could you walk before you ran out of fuel and passed out. The reason I am devoting an entire post for this is simple.
When the zombies come, and they will come, you will need to know how long you will be able to run on a limited amount of food. I know that some people have a good idea already. You are probably a fat ass and know that you’ll go down in a matter of minutes. Basically, you would be the Semi-truck of the human race. Then there are some of you that could go all day because you are athletic and whatnot. You are the motorcycle.
For the rest of you, this is a great tool. Not only do you get to find out how you will stack up when the zombie apocalypse is upon us, but you can also find out ways to better your odds. Experiment with the options and find out where you stand. If you don’t like the answer, see what you can do to make it better. I finished with an honest 40.5 MPG for the motorcycle rating. Nice.
Created by The Car Connection
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