Comments on: Zombies at the Airport http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/10/10/zombies-at-the-airport/ An everyday man's guide to survival Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:06:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Helljumper http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/10/10/zombies-at-the-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-854 Helljumper Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:39:41 +0000 http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=604#comment-854 Good point Dok. Thing is most airport security people are probably gonna be skeptics that those are zombies and not some dumb asses. It would be a pain in the ass to try to convince then unless you get one of them bitten. Good point Dok. Thing is most airport security people are probably gonna be skeptics that those are zombies and not some dumb asses. It would be a pain in the ass to try to convince then unless you get one of them bitten.

]]> By: Dok Holocaust http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/10/10/zombies-at-the-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-368 Dok Holocaust Mon, 13 Oct 2008 02:48:15 +0000 http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=604#comment-368 i never forget about those golf-carts because they never let me use them. I've got bad knees and breathing trouble but i don't look old or crippled enough to get a ride, so i just have to take lots of breaks and keep an inhaler handy. oddly enough, my ailments never bother me when there are zombies around. I keep an eye on those carts anyway beacuse theya re full of the elderly and otherwise nearly-dead, so they don't have far to travel on that trip from deathbed to zed. another advantage of airports is that these days they are made to be totally locked down at a moment's notice, so if a planeload of zeds unloads and you can get airport security on your side, you can have the place sealed off to minimize the contamination and take your time with the zombies. i never forget about those golf-carts because they never let me use them. I’ve got bad knees and breathing trouble but i don’t look old or crippled enough to get a ride, so i just have to take lots of breaks and keep an inhaler handy.

oddly enough, my ailments never bother me when there are zombies around. I keep an eye on those carts anyway beacuse theya re full of the elderly and otherwise nearly-dead, so they don’t have far to travel on that trip from deathbed to zed.

another advantage of airports is that these days they are made to be totally locked down at a moment’s notice, so if a planeload of zeds unloads and you can get airport security on your side, you can have the place sealed off to minimize the contamination and take your time with the zombies.

]]> By: Matt http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/10/10/zombies-at-the-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-367 Matt Sat, 11 Oct 2008 16:19:16 +0000 http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=604#comment-367 Very clever! I forgot all about those crazy little golf-carts because the only people who get to use them are critically old or handicapped. Damn, I wish I could have used those last week when I was dragging a crate of bricks between terminals. I wonder what the top speed of those bastards would be? To be honest, I just wonder if I can crush zombies with it... I'd kill an army of zombies for a pizza right now. Seriously. Very clever! I forgot all about those crazy little golf-carts because the only people who get to use them are critically old or handicapped. Damn, I wish I could have used those last week when I was dragging a crate of bricks between terminals. I wonder what the top speed of those bastards would be? To be honest, I just wonder if I can crush zombies with it…

I’d kill an army of zombies for a pizza right now. Seriously.

]]> By: Dok Holocaust http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/10/10/zombies-at-the-airport/comment-page-1/#comment-364 Dok Holocaust Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:15:17 +0000 http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=604#comment-364 Damn. just like Zed to show up when all my zombie-killing gear is in my checked baggage. I could try to run for the plane's baggace compartment and reclaim my cattlegun and collapsible shaolin spade, but that would take too long. Instead I steal one of those golf-carts that airport personnel use, and drive it like i stole it (cuz i did!) to the Airport Mall, hooting and hollering as I go to attract the zombies. First I stop and get a latte at the coffeeshop, zince zombies are slow. Then I barge into the pizza place and appropriate one of their large metal "Tongues," the giant flat spatulas they use for retrieving pizzas from the oven, and use that to dispatch the zombies. then I get on the next plane out, because there are probably some infected people I couldn't kill wiht the air marshals watching. Damn. just like Zed to show up when all my zombie-killing gear is in my checked baggage. I could try to run for the plane’s baggace compartment and reclaim my cattlegun and collapsible shaolin spade, but that would take too long. Instead I steal one of those golf-carts that airport personnel use, and drive it like i stole it (cuz i did!) to the Airport Mall, hooting and hollering as I go to attract the zombies.

First I stop and get a latte at the coffeeshop, zince zombies are slow. Then I barge into the pizza place and appropriate one of their large metal “Tongues,” the giant flat spatulas they use for retrieving pizzas from the oven, and use that to dispatch the zombies. then I get on the next plane out, because there are probably some infected people I couldn’t kill wiht the air marshals watching.

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