Comments on: Invasion by Alien Zombie Bugs http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/08/28/invasion-by-alien-zombie-bugs/ An everyday man's guide to survival Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:23:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Dok Holocaust http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/08/28/invasion-by-alien-zombie-bugs/comment-page-1/#comment-248 Dok Holocaust Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:32:30 +0000 http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=425#comment-248 awww, lookit the cute little space-bugs. My blood is mostly caffeine and deleriants with the occasional bit of hemoglobin to get oxygen to my brain and other organs that i need for the caffeine and deleriants to work, so the space-bugs will be overwhelmed bu it, go nuts, and start eating each other after biting me, and i've farted out worse than their eggs. I partner with a major drug company to have my patented Super-Lunatic chemical cocktail marketed as a daily vaccine to prevent space-leech infestation (it's got ginseng and B vitamins for no good reason!) and get rich. Also, i have sprayers of the stuff made. the little space-things, not accustomed to my naturally high levels of paranoia and self-loathing, all commit suicide to get away from the OTHER space parasites they believe are infecting THEM even now. awww, lookit the cute little space-bugs. My blood is mostly caffeine and deleriants with the occasional bit of hemoglobin to get oxygen to my brain and other organs that i need for the caffeine and deleriants to work, so the space-bugs will be overwhelmed bu it, go nuts, and start eating each other after biting me, and i’ve farted out worse than their eggs.

I partner with a major drug company to have my patented Super-Lunatic chemical cocktail marketed as a daily vaccine to prevent space-leech infestation (it’s got ginseng and B vitamins for no good reason!) and get rich.

Also, i have sprayers of the stuff made. the little space-things, not accustomed to my naturally high levels of paranoia and self-loathing, all commit suicide to get away from the OTHER space parasites they believe are infecting THEM even now.

]]> By: ck boss http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/08/28/invasion-by-alien-zombie-bugs/comment-page-1/#comment-246 ck boss Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:14:52 +0000 http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=425#comment-246 I cant say that I like the idea of any kind of parasite/ bug "Growing" inside of me. I must admit in this scenario if the going got to tough I would be sure to save one last bullet just for me. I cant say that I like the idea of any kind of parasite/ bug “Growing” inside of me. I must admit in this scenario if the going got to tough I would be sure to save one last bullet just for me.

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