Comments on: Eat Nachos or Kill Zombies? Both. http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/07/01/eat-nachos-or-kill-zombies-both/ An everyday man's guide to survival Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:16:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: joe http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/07/01/eat-nachos-or-kill-zombies-both/comment-page-1/#comment-439 joe Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:54:35 +0000 http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=119#comment-439 wtf? wtf?

]]> By: ck boss http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/07/01/eat-nachos-or-kill-zombies-both/comment-page-1/#comment-122 ck boss Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:09:20 +0000 http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=119#comment-122 NOW ZOMBIE BEARS?! OH noooos! I'm not sure If i could part way from the General's nachos though zombie bears or not, that just sounds too God Damn delicious to pass up. NOW ZOMBIE BEARS?! OH noooos! I’m not sure If i could part way from the General’s nachos though zombie bears or not, that just sounds too God Damn delicious to pass up.

]]> By: Matt http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/07/01/eat-nachos-or-kill-zombies-both/comment-page-1/#comment-120 Matt Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:12:29 +0000 http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=119#comment-120 "There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!" - Jackie Moon Truer words were never spoken. The real truth, though, is General's Chicken Nachos. Are they worth dying for? Are they worth being sodomized by a bear for? Are they worth not-quite-dying for? Tough question, except that last one, because not-quite-dying is just like becoming a zombie (because it is), and I hate zombies more than I lust for any delicious sauce poured over any tender chicken poured over any salty nachos any day! “There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!” - Jackie Moon

Truer words were never spoken. The real truth, though, is General’s Chicken Nachos. Are they worth dying for? Are they worth being sodomized by a bear for? Are they worth not-quite-dying for? Tough question, except that last one, because not-quite-dying is just like becoming a zombie (because it is), and I hate zombies more than I lust for any delicious sauce poured over any tender chicken poured over any salty nachos any day!

]]> By: Shatski http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/07/01/eat-nachos-or-kill-zombies-both/comment-page-1/#comment-119 Shatski Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:03:42 +0000 http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=119#comment-119 Dammit, I was thinking, "It's only nachos," until you decided to throw in the General Tsao's factor. I mean, holy hell!! Even if the zombie and/or bear number were to multplied by fiv or ten in this situation, it would be worth the risk to get that serving of cheesy chickeny goodness. Good choice, man. Good choice. And the bear must have got away from the exhibition that Will Ferrell/Jackie Moon was probably doing in the middle of the court at halftime. What a goofball! Dammit, I was thinking, “It’s only nachos,” until you decided to throw in the General Tsao’s factor. I mean, holy hell!! Even if the zombie and/or bear number were to multplied by fiv or ten in this situation, it would be worth the risk to get that serving of cheesy chickeny goodness. Good choice, man. Good choice. And the bear must have got away from the exhibition that Will Ferrell/Jackie Moon was probably doing in the middle of the court at halftime. What a goofball!

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