Comments on: Wal-Mart is the Essence of Love/Hate http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/06/30/wal-mart-is-the-essence-of-lovehate/ An everyday man's guide to survival Tue, 07 Sep 2010 01:21:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Matt http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/06/30/wal-mart-is-the-essence-of-lovehate/comment-page-1/#comment-118 Matt Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:44:20 +0000 http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=116#comment-118 You sure know how to enjoy a good bucket of chicken. I suppose if we're being brutally honest, I wouldn't be able to grab a gun because I wouldn't let go of my two chicken-buckets. I might say I'd go for help, but my mouth would be so full of chicken I'd put chipmunks to shame and no one would understand. Then I would leave with the thought that I might have just enough chicken to make it to another Wal-Mart. Of course, that's if I give in to The Weakness by which all good plans unravel. You sure know how to enjoy a good bucket of chicken.

I suppose if we’re being brutally honest, I wouldn’t be able to grab a gun because I wouldn’t let go of my two chicken-buckets. I might say I’d go for help, but my mouth would be so full of chicken I’d put chipmunks to shame and no one would understand. Then I would leave with the thought that I might have just enough chicken to make it to another Wal-Mart.

Of course, that’s if I give in to The Weakness by which all good plans unravel.

]]> By: Dok Holocaust http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/06/30/wal-mart-is-the-essence-of-lovehate/comment-page-1/#comment-117 Dok Holocaust Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:44:05 +0000 http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=116#comment-117 the front side of wal-mart has all the registers, and therefore the highest density of customers, which will soon become the highest density of zombies. and I'm not done with my chicken bucket, so I'm not going there. Wal-mart also has service entrances along the back. since I'm already in the back towards the source of guns and delicious fried chicken, once the screaming starts, I grab some weapons, shout "I'll get help!" and head out a service entrance. Then I call the authorities and tell them terrorists have launched a bio-attack on that wal-mart, and enjoy the last of my chicken as it is napalmed to oblivion. the front side of wal-mart has all the registers, and therefore the highest density of customers, which will soon become the highest density of zombies. and I’m not done with my chicken bucket, so I’m not going there.

Wal-mart also has service entrances along the back. since I’m already in the back towards the source of guns and delicious fried chicken, once the screaming starts, I grab some weapons, shout “I’ll get help!” and head out a service entrance.

Then I call the authorities and tell them terrorists have launched a bio-attack on that wal-mart, and enjoy the last of my chicken as it is napalmed to oblivion.

]]> By: Shatski http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/06/30/wal-mart-is-the-essence-of-lovehate/comment-page-1/#comment-115 Shatski Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:42:44 +0000 http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=116#comment-115 Good appropriate quote in that comment. Everytime I read this I want to go play Dead Rising. Nothing like chopping, shooting, or even bowling down a few hundred deadies. The walmart scenario only helps that along. And that is some damn good chicken. I completely understand that being the ultimate goal in this situation. The Facts. All that needs to be said to end any debate. Good appropriate quote in that comment. Everytime I read this I want to go play Dead Rising. Nothing like chopping, shooting, or even bowling down a few hundred deadies. The walmart scenario only helps that along. And that is some damn good chicken. I completely understand that being the ultimate goal in this situation. The Facts. All that needs to be said to end any debate.

]]> By: John http://www.wehatezombies.com/2008/06/30/wal-mart-is-the-essence-of-lovehate/comment-page-1/#comment-114 John Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:04:27 +0000 http://www.wehatezombies.com/?p=116#comment-114 "Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?" Ash, Army of Darkness “Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?” Ash, Army of Darkness

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